I'm still learning. Turns out, the phone has autocorrect for when your fingers slip on the teeny tiny keys. Usually this is helpful, but sometimes my phone says things I don't mean. To wit:
What I said: A note to a colleague saying I had put some test data locations on the wiki.
What my phone said: "I put the test data on the bike"
Subs: s/bike/wiki/g. Thanks, phone.
What I said: A note to the IT guy saying that the Symantec Antivirus install had gone fine.
What my phone said: "The Semantic install worked. Thanks."
Subs: s/Semantic/Symantec/g. Thanks, phone.
What I said: "Thanks. Catherine"
Why my phone said: "Thanks, Cathedra"
Subs: My own name! Thanks, phone.
I still have some typing skills to master, I think.